Tag: random musings
member name: Mandi -Watch where the chalk-white arrows go. To the place where the sidewalk ends. S.S.
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September 10, 2008 03:56 PM EDT --
Looking to buy a frog? A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches . . . more
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April 14, 2006 10:43 PM EDT --
I open my email and what do I see?
Nothing from the Nudelman house,
Are they spurning me?
Day after day, night after night...
Did I say something wrong??
. . . more
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June 21, 2008 04:14 PM EDT --
Join my group!
needananswer.gather.com
QUESTION OF THE DAY:
What is your favorite sports team?
*Hey Chicago whadda ya say? The Cubs are gonna win . . . more
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September 05, 2008 01:22 PM EDT --
Sorry in advance to any blondes.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front . . . more
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September 06, 2008 01:05 PM EDT --
GM Like Computer Industry
Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer . . . more
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June 09, 2006 07:25 PM EDT --
The wind blows my dreams
To all corners of my mind
Floating free
Tormenting me
Holding me back from all that could be
You're there
Calling to me . . . more
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June 11, 2006 01:21 AM EDT --
This morning I saw a homemade sign that read: "Perennials for sale"
I drive the few blocks and see a cute blue cottage on a hill. The sign points to the back and I drive . . . more
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August 25, 2007 11:46 PM EDT --
Guess what song these lyrics are from...honor system please! Try not to look uo the lyrics on the net!
*hint 60's and 70's band
Here we are in the room full . . . more
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April 29, 2008 12:31 PM EDT --
I have always been a question asker and my daughter definitely got that gene too.
When she was 8 she wanted to know what a brain doctor was called and what they did exactly.
When she was . . . more
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May 23, 2008 02:29 PM EDT --
Ok, I want to know right now who is messing with the calendar?? There is no possible way that it is Memorial day weekend. It is barely 59 degrees here today and we can still see our breathe at night! . . . more
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June 18, 2008 05:06 PM EDT --
QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you could spend the weekend with any person (alive or dead that you have never met) who would it be?
*remember it has to be someone you have never met, but would . . . more
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June 22, 2008 02:15 PM EDT --
QUESTION OF THE DAY:
What is the story behind your name or your child's name?
My mom named me after a character in a movie, not because of the song, Mandi.
I named my . . . more
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September 02, 2008 12:39 PM EDT --
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
'I have a question to ask you, but I . . . more
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September 08, 2008 04:35 PM EDT --
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.
A few days . . . more
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May 24, 2006 01:41 PM EDT --
A few months back I wrote about cleaning out and unplugging an ancient fridge in my basement. A month after the unplugging my electric bill dropped by 20 bucks or so.
I was amazed that I was spending . . . more
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May 29, 2006 10:30 AM EDT --
Is it just me or are a lot of people bitching about Gather lately? It seems every few days someone is emailing a mass good-bye, saying in essence "I can't take it anymore, good-bye cruel world!!" . . . more
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June 06, 2006 10:32 AM EDT --
I have never been much for superstition, but today when I signed in I noticed I have 666 connections. I then looked down at my digital camera and saw 666 on the digital display. My daughter then reminded . . . more
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June 06, 2006 09:29 PM EDT --
I didn't know you'd be something to miss
Stored Away, returned on the whisper of the wind
The memory of one perfect kiss
The deliciousness of young love floods my brain
Rain washes over my . . . more
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March 03, 2007 12:38 AM EST --
Our daughter is now 18 and had dated the same boy for 2 years. About 6 months ago they broke up and she is now getting back into dating. This evening she informed her father and I that she was going to . . . more
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May 24, 2007 04:44 PM EDT --
Memorial Day weekend has always been one of my favorite holidays. As a kid it meant school was almost over, the hard part behind me. It meant the long summer was ahead with hours and hours to wile away . . . more
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